Hillbilly Medical Terms…
Benign: What you be after you be eight.
Bacteria: Door to the cafeteria.
Barium: What doctors do when patients die.
Cesarean Section: A neighborhood in Rome.
Catscan: Searching for Kitty.
Cauterize: Made eye contact with her.
Colic: A sheep dog.
Coma: A punctuation mark.
D&C: Where Washington is.
Dilate: To live long.
Enema: [...]

I can’t believe it has been almost another month since my last post.  What is up with me?  Let me tell you.  I had finals with school which were a B*tch!  But that is over with until the end of August when I return for the fall.
Then I took a short vacation, my youngest brother [...]